thetuberculosisgay:

apelcini:

apelcini:

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

like a wizard

When we drink we do it right, gettin’ slizzard

kieraelieson:

crafty-butch:

crafty-butch:

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

by which i mean, like, here’s how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

1. make coffee

regular day:

1. put water in coffee maker
2. put coffee in coffee maker
3. turn on coffee maker

bad day:

1. take pot from coffee maker
2. turn on sink
3. fill up coffee pot
4. turn off sink
5. pour water into coffee maker
6. put coffee pot in coffee maker
7. open cupboard
8. get coffee filter from cupboard
9. get coffee beans from cupboard
10. put filter in coffee pot
11. measure coffee
12. pour coffee into filter
13. close coffee maker
14. turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a “14 steps to make coffee” kind of day

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

degenerate-perturbation:

argumate:

choosing breeds of Christianity like do you prefer austere and minimalist antisemitism and homophobia or ornate and baroque antisemitism and homophobia, or perhaps Russian antisemitism and homophobia?

In love with the usage of “breeds” here like

Catholicism owners: This is an 85th generation purebred system of antisemitism and homophobia, we feed it only the finest organic grass-fed teleological proofs for the existence of God

Protestantism owners: This is Luther he likes bigotry

gaphic:

gaphic:

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

macihass-art:

After work study focusing on lost and found edges and brush edge/control. Gotta stay hungry to improve